pale sex kitten

a ghostly white girl who craves sex in kinky ways

Kelly is a pale sex kitten because she purrs like a cat while engaging in sexual behaviors

by kelllllllllll December 8, 2007

Occupied Palestine

Israel

American: Dude grab your passport and let's go visit Israel!
Haji: Sorry bro it reads, "The holder of this passport is not entitled to travel to the occupied Palestine".

by CricketSpook January 24, 2009

thousand palms

thousand palms is an unincorporated city in imperial county nestled against the indio hills and right off the 10 freeway. This town is pretty much the ghetto of coachella valley and consists mostly of tweekers and lower class individuals that are involved in different levels of criminal activities. Besides being close to the Agua Caliente CAsino there is nothing else to do in this sweaty shit hole except for getting drunk with your bro's and taking the trucks up to sun city and rompin the shit out of it untill you either run out of gas or run out of brewskies. If you are in town and want some pookie just go down to shelter drive and hit up greg or someone else sitting on their couch along the street in front of their house. Thousand palms can be explored completely in about the time it takes the average person to drink a 40 oz and in that time you will have seen the slum first hand and will either like it or head for the highway never to return again.

TP guy : Hey bro how long till your down in thousand palms mofo ?
Cat City homeboy : What the fuck are we gonna do if I cruz down there brah ?
TP guy : Dude dont even sweat it we can buy a 30 pack of natural ice a pack of pall malls and take the dodge up to sun city or maybe even take the power line roads up to edom hill and shoot the hi point nigga . . .
CAT city guy : nah dude that place is a shit hole and id rather cruz down to the strip and check out all the hot shot gay guys and secretly masturbate to them while sitting at one of the trendy bars . ..

by DRUNKxInxPUBLIK February 19, 2009

Sarah Palin

- VP candidate of John McCain
- a deer slayer
- her church wants to kill gays or convert them
- she says she is in favor of shooting animals from a plane or helicopter with a machine gun
- she doesn't believe in global warming
- she wants offshore drilling
- her brain is in her ass
- wheres Alaska?
- she has shitty one-liners written by idiots of the magnitude of Tyler Marcus

sarah palin is a aero deer hunting motherfucker.

by Byrne H October 23, 2008

Palley

1.)A family of annoying, spoiled, rich, ugly people that invite themselves to events.
2. )Like a leech they attach themselves to a social group and pretend to be included.
3.) So rediculously conservative it makes one barf
4.) a christian fanatic in a secular society makes them look like a jack ass

"He acts like a palley"

by source km October 7, 2004

Bristol Palin syndrome

When a daughter makes her mother look hot, as Bristol Palin does to her mother.

dude 1: Veronica is so fugly, she makes her sloppy mother a milf.

dude 2: That's called Bristol Palin syndrome.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010

paletas

Spanish for popsicles.

Frozen fruit bars (water or milk base) on a stick. Usually sold by street vendors ala ice cream man.

mami, gimme money to buy paletas!

"paletas!! paletas de agua y leche!! paletas!!" yells the ice cream man.

by m.a.y.r.a. May 26, 2006