nigger muffin

a black man that fucks someone while eating a muffin

i got fucked by that nigger muffin last night and he got so many crumbs in my vagina

by iamnotracis December 7, 2010

Muffin Basket

The type of condom used by guys that have a choad.

Dude you have a choad so use a muffin basket. they wont break on you

by Jake Albrecht January 23, 2009

muffin man

A great tune by Frank Zappa, from the album Bongo Fury.

It features a WICKED guitar solo.

Muffin Man is prolly of of FZ's most awesome axe solos!

by MEGAMIGA November 28, 2006

muffin smuggler

A female that smuggles muffins in her brazzere not for the sake of hunger but for the sake of bigger breasts...

Damn... That freaky bitch is a muffin smuggler.

by Pabs Momoney August 20, 2003

muffin baby

a pet name for a really cute boyfriend or girlfriend. simply just the names "muffin" and "baby" added together.

Girlfriend: "i love you more than anything!"
Boyfriend: "awwwweeee, muffin baby!!!!"

by johnsmith369 August 14, 2009

love muffin

vaginal pubic haircut. refers to shaved labia, but top part, above the vagina is left unshaven. hence, looks like a muffin.

nice love muffin. did you have it done at the salon or are you the artist?

by ericocka September 1, 2006

Muffin Bar

1. Leigh.
2. A very silly young man befriended by a very silly young lady across the ocean.
3. An attractive guy one knows one cannot have.

Why must you be such a silly mufffin bar?

by kelly July 26, 2004