Molehill Mountaineer

A person who constantly and relentlessly takes the tiniest little thing, and blows it way out of preportion; like a five year old.

Kenny is such a Molehill Mountaineer, he only lost one game, not twenty.

by The Mad English July 23, 2016

boar_king_of_mountains

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Tanjiro: "Inosuke chew with your mouth closed!"
boar_king_of_mountains: "No."

by Aesop July 11, 2021

Smokey moutain

When you blow flavored vape vapor into your sexual partners anal cavity.

There I was, i gave my boyfriend a Smokey moutain .

by JDUF June 29, 2017

Mountaineering

this is getting high on some good shit till you feel like touching the clouds.

am going mountianeering tonite on Everest

dude am on top of mt. Kilimanjaro.

am mountaineering at the moment

by bigmachini June 23, 2010

Brokeback Mountin'

The act of one man sexually penetrating another man's ass with his penis. Derived from the film "Brokeback Mountain."

Gee Julian, I sure had a good time with Bruce last night, he was brokeback mountin' me all night long. Pass the herpes cream.

by Notgettingmuchatm March 14, 2006

head for the mountains

Its when you really do not like someone and think they are really stupid and you tell them to head for the mountains.

Weird Kid:I love ballet
Cool Kid:Alright just for saying that head for the mountains you freak
Weird Kid:Which ones
Cool Kid:I dont care you pick you prick

by sonourus almond May 23, 2009

Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the depression era, A tale told by hobos to snag young kids to do their begging for them. Tales of lemonade springs and cigarette trees abound. First sung about by Harry McClintock.

Now, It's a Skwatta's version of paradise. It's what keeps punks on the street hopeful.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's fair and bright.

The handouts grow on bushes, and you sleep out everynight.

by Anarchist2884 September 23, 2009