the one legged pirate

When you ejaculate in his\her eye, and immedintly kick them in the ankle causing him/her to scream ARRRGGG! While holding one eye.

Jenny was ok with their current sex life, but Frederick wanted to spice it up with, the one legged pirate.

by the quacker February 7, 2015

spread your legs

popular phrase often used before the act of penetration

spread your legs so i can aim straight

by gnag bang May 21, 2016

boot-legged myckle

a person with really big teeth and looks like a myckle. They tend to do random and unpredictable stuff. They are very unstble and can harm people. They are a danger to society.

A boot-legged myckle is a danger to society- Benjamin Franklin

by Shadow Gear March 10, 2017

Science legs (arms)

Used to describe skinny, often pale limbs.

Whoa. Did you see the Science legs (arms) on Bill Nye in that video!

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Look at that nerdy white boy, swing his science arms around, pretending he can dance.

by Nice501s June 15, 2020

Bobby Chicken Legs

A 9 ft 8 tall French fry with curly blonde hair he has gorgeous green eyes, Hes single ladies so hhu . He works at the Chum Bucket. He likes science too.

Stranger 1:I heard Bobby Chicken Legs is Dating Sarah and Drew at the same time!
Stranger 2: What?!

by AhA iM a RaT September 23, 2020

school teacher legs

a person with twisted, slanted legs and walks slightly tilted sideways

friend #1: girl look at her, she got them school teacher legs, walkin like she got a damn bird in her pants

friend #2: girl I know you lyin', Isn't that the hoe who was messin' with my man!

by mr. meowgi January 8, 2021

Mississippi Leg Hound

A very horny dog that looks at your leg and thinks it is a prospective mate, then hump away like there's no tomorrow with the lipstick fully extended.

Cousin Eddie: "Only problem is he’s got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg and just go to town."

by Justinsideyou August 23, 2022