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Jordan Michael 

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
Jordan Michael by The ridicule September 6, 2018
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Jordan P. 

A little bitch that like to vape around his mother and has a autistic brother. He has a little bit of autism too and tourette's.
Random Guy.) Hi Jordan P.
Jordan.) Waas upp bitch.
Random Guy.) Your an asshole
Jordan) IK, but I vape so im cool. XD XD i'm cool man i'm really small to.
Jordan P. by Gay's September 13, 2018

jordan b smith 

A girl who WILL take your man: and a girl that can’t be replaced
You can’t do better than Jordan b smith
jordan b smith by Helloandbye445 December 7, 2018

Jordan Murray 

Fuck Jordan Murray is an absolute dickhead...
Jordan Murray by Muthafukr February 13, 2019

Jordan's 

Jordan's are most shoes most niggas have Jordan's are mostly 180$ in size 4 260$ in size 10 most people have more than 1 pair of jordans
Wooo dam them Jordan's fi
Jordan's by Wooo123 February 14, 2019

Jordan Hannah 

This person's as dumb as Jordan Hannah

Jordan stokes 

Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
Can you hear that fapping? Must be Jordan stokes dad