Clam bake

When one woman releases flatulence on another woman's crotch. ie. The residual heat baking her clam.

So my girlfriend and I were scissoring when she farted and gave me a clam bake

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Clammed

When you constantly have clammy hands.

Penny had been very busy at work, she took a moment to herself and sat down, looked over at her friend and said...

"God I'm clammed up today, me hands are so moist".

by BENJAMINBODEL April 9, 2022

Clam-Jam

To take some clams, and jam them.

This tune has a great start, it really clam-jam’s.

by Avenger2.0 September 30, 2022

Clam

What you call someone who is too scared to do something

Quit being a Clam and get on the high dive

by Stick boi 420 July 28, 2021

Clam Chowder

When a woman sits on someone’s face and squirts in their mouth

Would you like some clam chowder tonight?

by Ashleytherrian August 21, 2019

Self Serve Clam Chowder

When you bust a fat load into her pussy then eat it out.

considered a clam chowder bread bowl if vagina is substituted with asshole

“Hey bro would you like a slice of pizza?”
“Thank you for the offer, but I am stuffed after having some Self Serve Clam Chowder this morning!”

by Clam Chowder Bread Bowl March 6, 2022

Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.

1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?

by Okahoa November 14, 2011