Zoom me

Taking the place of "call me", "text me", "email me", etc.

I guess you'll need to Zoom me, because this is life now. I hate this life so much.

by zwiebelkatze April 16, 2020

byte me

A direct request for concise information.

'byte me' = send me the truth or send me precise information - via underpressure post

by underpressure.science November 23, 2020

it’s not you, it’s me

definitely your fault.

when an asshole doesn't take responsibility for his decisions he’s going to say “it’s not you, it’s me.”

by thisbitchisleftist September 3, 2020

bottle me

When your employer does not have a maintained water supply and the office runs out of drinking water and thirst is on the raise; bottle me to hydrated.

I am thirsty please bottle me.
Bottle me few water bottles.

by Bhkool November 5, 2020

Me Toobin

horrified Zoom attendees forced to watch Jeff Toobin jerk off

Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"

by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

sniff me

Another way of saying hello from one human to another human, but only in South London. Exclusively.

Sniff me fam what are you fiddling with blud?

by Iain Dowie September 26, 2017

thrill me

Something said in order to encourage or confirm

Person1:"Are you sure you want to do this?" Person2:"Thrill me"

by The_intellectual June 16, 2017