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an ice cube's chance in hell 

it means totally impossible, it will never happen, fuck no.
we'll be friends like an ice cube's chance in hell.
Related Words
ice Ice Cream ick ICP ice cube iced ICONic icy iCarly iceberg

Downhill Ice 

-ice that is on a downward slope, often much more dangerous than regular ice
Guys I slipped on that downhill ice! It hurt a lot!- Nick DeYulio
Downhill Ice by I'm A Real Boy! March 16, 2011

Phallic Icicle 

When ejected fluids are left to hang off the end of the penis long enough to oxidise and crisp over, causing icicles of cum to hang from the bellend.
john: i was so tired at the end of a vicious bashing session i passed out.

carl: oh shit, did you wake up with phallic icicles?

john: yeh they were unreal, reached down to my knees
Phallic Icicle by flangeface March 27, 2011
Less powerful than bear ice
I'm sick of this camel ice, I need some bear ice!
camel ice by theiceman92 May 9, 2011

Caramel Ice Cream

A sexy, juicy, light chocalate, caramel, bodacious, beautiful, bootiful, bootylicious, tasty, cutie, yum yum, apple clitlickerishous, black female. Sometimes are racist just like on the movie School Days. And Sometimes are original and luv being black.
Example 1 Oooh Shittttttttt, Look at that Caramel Ice Cream walkin' down the street. She fine.

Example 2 Ayooooo!!!!!!!!!!, I just got cock-blocked by some Caramel Ice Cream. Da Bitch was talkin' bout I wasn't light or white enuff. I wanted ta jam my cock right in her butt, and spill my "Nutz On Her Chin".

Poppers Ice 

Shitty knock-off of Smirnoff Ice made by some Canadian company. Be careful, they aren't kidding with the name "Poppers".
Aidan: Yo is that Smirnoff Ice?

Soarin': Nah man, it's Poppers Ice!

*opens bottle*

*drink explodes and spills everywhere*
Poppers Ice by KieranDotW November 3, 2013