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hannah montgomery

the biggest joke to walk on this earth. no one really likes her they just pretend to so they can hit her vape. Hannah is so annoying in every way possible and likes to try to fuck every football boy, but really they all think she’s a slut
me: omg that’s so gross you fucked that football boy, hannah montgomery slobbed on his knob

kelsie: EW i probably have chlaymidia now

everyone: ew hannah just told me she failed her test 40 times in a row, no one cares
by illfuckyourmom420 October 17, 2019
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Hannah Baldie

hot mess
overweight bae
kidshelpline member
pornstar
Hannah Baldie is a fat shit and deserves to work at makkaz
by charlisucks October 27, 2019
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Hannah oodles

she is a poopy butt head and has the opportunity to date a Jackson but despite her love for him, turns him down and then stocks him anyway
by oooodlleee ayyyy November 4, 2019
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Hannah Dirty

Usually a female who has bad taste in men but good taste in making friends. Secretly a bad bitch who can take care of herself. An emotional queen but a bombshell. Loves pork-chop and yoga.

Hannah is palindrome word. Dirty is just dirty.
A: hey wanna hannah dirty?
B: yes i wanna i wanna
by beast.cake November 22, 2021
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Hannahs

Hannahs are soft, delicate creatures with lots of spunk and an incredibly big mouth. They are typically born with unsaid determination utilized to complete unique tasks by force of logic, alongside a wild imagination. Hannahs are especially designed to argue the truth and prove dumb people wrong. If you decide to adopt a Hannah, it is important that you DO NOT water her. Hannahs hate water and sunlight. Because of this, Hannahs live in secluded areas that are fuzzy and dimly lit. Hannahs hate almost every type of food that exists, so it is imperative that your Hannah recieves the food she wants, or she will not learn and grow. Note that Hannahs are highly disgusted by bananas, and that Hannahs don't like bananas at all.
Duely note that Hannahs will be properly stimulated when treated with patience and care. They like attention and companionship, as well as silly nicknames and sarcasm. Hannahs are native to warmer climates in places such as Florida, Georgia, and the Caribbean. Hannahs hibernate for more than ten hours at a time based on the climate change of that season. Hannahs will morph into caterpillars when trying to stabilize heat regulation. Most importantly, remember to take care of your Hannah, so she can love, learn, and grow.
by HannahChristine0506 November 22, 2021
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Hannah

Hannah is a sexy independent woman who puts others before herself she’s friendly with boys and girls she struggles to find the right person because she feels used and taken advantage of because of her gorgeous body. She’s the sweetest but rages very quickly when someone pisses her off. Hannah is wifey material.
Hey bro get yourself a Hannah she’s so caring and so hot ”
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Hannah

They are good friends but bad lovers.Most commonly they are albino and have several dead members of a family.Sometimes they are very lonely and depressed and try to take their own life.Fucking losers.
That girl smells funny,I bet she's a Hannah.
by GivingFreeBJ November 22, 2021
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