ethan

ethan. this kid is going to fuck your bitch and give you little siblings. he’s gonna eat your mom and leave it like ground beef. he’s got a huge penis, like buddha’s stomach. he’s also got the charm of an angel. when he smiles he lights up the galaxy. the girls drool over him. they finger themselves in the thought of ethan. he is just so sexy and dominant.

ethan fucked my girl last night and he said that she felt brand new.

by mr fyb March 7, 2019

Ethan Foote

Famous athlete and intellectual.

I am a fucking Ethan Foote

by Doctor Cocter March 8, 2019

Ethan

Loves potatoes is potato king also loves queen

Ethan is nice

by Hitherehuman March 10, 2019

Ethan

A wonderful person who likes many girls in the class.He has fluffy hair and the colour action is awesome.He has two brothers.It is Awesoem to see him run and jump to see his hair bounce up and down

Girl 1: Look at that Ethan’s hair
Girl 2: IKR it’s so fluffy

by RANDOMGURLWHOISAWESOME March 14, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a very quite guy. Once you get to know him though he is very funny, outgoing, sweet, weird, and more. He gets the ladies with his hair, and is good at sports. They are the kind of guy that will send you weird things out of no where to start a conversation. He will stay up with you till you fall asleep. They are those smart guys but don’t see it themselves. He is one that can stand out in a crowd. Their smile can light up your day. Their laugh is cute they will make you laugh. He has a goofy side and he isn’t afraid to show it. They are those bad boys and class clown in class. If you never met a Ethan you are missing out. If you let an Ethan go, he will be hard to come back around.

“Whoah, did you see Ethan’s hair?”
Ethan- *says something funny*
girl-* laughs*

by Yoo it’s your girlfriend March 18, 2019

Ethan

A short blonde miniature boy who likes groaping the Pope. Likes his dog’s dick, because his is what most consider , microphallis

You are such an Ethan faggot

by Mr.allknowingdude March 19, 2019

Ethan Silvers

He’s a kind guy who claims he’s an asshole but he really isn’t! He’ll do anything for his friends but he has dignity. Everybody loves him but he’s a complicated and mysterious fellow. He’s highly competent and very smart. He keeps up with his current events and gives great advice. A great person overall.

Award giver: And the Best Male Award goes to... Ethan Silvers!

by Gnarlyandradmyguy March 19, 2019