phlegm douche

The act of coughing up and depositing up a large-ish dollop of phlegm in order to lubricate an orifice, usually the vagina or anus. Since mucus is more slippery than plain saliva, it is valued as a sexual lubricant.

That candy-kid raver girl was so totally out of it that I had to give her a phlegm douche just to get it in her butt.

by funkotronic May 6, 2008

Douche Nozzle

A baseball cap with a straight brim, usually adorned with price tags or removable stickers. Often worn by skinny Caucasian males in the hopes they will be mistaken for African American males.

Biebs was sporting a douche nozzle when they arrested him.

by DoktorWhoTwo January 29, 2014

Douche Bitch

A person who is acting like both a douche bag and a bitch at the same time; a stupid asshole.

Did John just call Cathy a Douche Bitch?

by Scooter loves Mule December 17, 2014

Toon Douche

Someone who conisistently makes fun of you and your Toontown lifestyle. They are inconsiderate of your feelings towards Toontown and could not care less. Often times, they are a close friend who does not understand the benefits of Toontown, cogs, gags, etc.

Lindsay is SUCH a toon douche, she always makes fun of me for playing toontown!

by jm6969 July 28, 2012

Douche McClouche

-A (male) junior in college, with no sexual background or experience, that carries a large set of moobs, who hunts and eats squirrel, and finally loses their virginity then dumps their girlfriend of 2 years for a hideous church loving transvestie.

Kirby is such a Douche McClouche! I can't believe he pulled that adolesent bull.

by Brittany and Danielle December 2, 2007

Douche Cruise

An action done whilst operating a motor vehicle. On a Douche Cruise (noun), an individual or group(s) may have their windows rolled down while playing douchy music through their stereo on high volume - with full intent to attract attention to themselves. The Douche Cruise is usually performed in high-population areas in close proximity to other bystanders/pedestrians. The Douche Cruise is primarily done in vehicles thought to be “cool” or with significant modifications.

“Hey dude, let’s take your new whip on a Douche Cruise and pick up chicks!”
“Look at that guy on a Douche Cruise, his exhaust is sick!”

by 4OH3 June 27, 2018

douche quotient

Sort of like an Intelligence Quotient (IQ) the Douche Quotient or DQ measures how much of a Douche you are or what your possibilities of being a Douche are.

"This guys Douche Quotient is off the charts!"

by Tamtortilla October 15, 2009