Douche-bitch 

One who wears sunglasses indoors, in the rain, at night, and/or in the club.

Aubrey is such a douche-bitch when wears her stunna shades in the club to hide her fucked up eyebrows.

Douche-bitch by Lauren German April 10, 2008

douche-a-louche  

1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.

What a douche-a-louche ! This guy I’m seeing texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!

douche-a-louche by Christine Cascio June 19, 2008

douche king 

One who exceeds the limits of douchebaggery

John: Dude! You smoked all ten pounds of my weed!

Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't

John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king

Gabe: tehe

douche king by joe knight July 7, 2008

douche bag 

Fake tan, spiky hair, pulls a riduculous face for camera, obsessed with working out for ego purposes, does not think deeply about anything, is oblivious to how others see them, awful clothes that have to shout the designers name, can be male and female, under developed sense of humour and especially does not get irony, over inflated view of self worth, if a douche read this description they would be incapable of seeing themselves in it.

douche bag, scrote, poser

douche bag by dave nondouche March 12, 2009

Douche-whibbler 

A complete idiot; retard; what people say when they can't come up with a better name to call someone.

Jeez, Paul. You're such a booty pirate. Why did you make her cry, you effing douche-whibbler!

Douche-whibbler by Jimborizzle February 15, 2009

Douche Side 

When formerly nice/cool people turn into Douche Bags, they turn to the Douche Side of the Force.

After Kyler got a job he started wearing Hugo Boss and turned to the Douche Side of the Force.

Douche Side by Emporer Palpitizzle June 3, 2009

Douche Off 

When two individuals engage one another in a battle of the will, as to which person will be most polite and allow the other to enter first. Typically occurs at building doors and elevator doors, most often between complete strangers. Several studderings of the foot and mouth will procede engagement.

Ryan was engaged in a standard douche off with a complete stranger yesterday when he tried to exit the elevator.

Douche Off by King Kohan October 13, 2009