Dead Sea

1. Male Infertility.

2. When a man's reproductive organs, especially the testicles, produce little to no semen, they can be referred to as a "Dead Sea" (as in a Dead Semen Producer).

1. The man's semen is like the Dead Sea: no sperm fishes can live in it.

2. Jill was hoping Dick's dick would explode, but instead she discovered Dick's dick was a Dead Sea.

3. Mary: "I feel bad for Jessica, she can't have kids with Albert's Dead Sea"

Joe: "Well, on the other hand, you can feel good for Albert: thanks to that DEAD SEA of his, he can sleep around without a condom".

Dead Sea by Jackette55 November 24, 2009

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine 

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

Dead Fish 

When going in for a highfive, you turn your hand and hit the other persons hand with the back of your hand.

The Dead fish high five originated in Michigan.

Dead Fish by CraigK April 26, 2007

dead meme 

The absolute cancer of the internet

Rage guy became a dead meme after it started appearing on t-shirts

dead meme by niggerslayer42 July 26, 2016

Dead angry gravekeeper

When your doing your girlfriend in the ass and you grab a shovel and hit her in the head with it. Then you pull out and come in her eye. After that you take the shovel and snap it in half so half the shaft and the head of the shovel is in one hand and the other half of the shaft and the handle of the shovel is in the other hand. You then thrust the part of the shovel with the handle on it into her pussy, making sure the shaft goes in first not the handle. Finally you hit her in the head with the head of the shovel until she's dead and prop her up on a chair. You then put the part of the shovel with the head on it into her hands and she should look like a dead angry gravekeeper.

Jack: I gave Meg the dead angry gravekeeper last night.
Gus: Shit you killed her. Dude I think your gonna have to leave the country.

Dead angry gravekeeper by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008

Dead Inside 

A track from Muse's seventh studio album Drones.

Person 1: "Did you hear Muse's latest album Drones?"
Person 2: "Yeah! My favourites are Mercy and Dead Inside!"

Dead Inside by oli davis August 9, 2018

Dead Weight 

Weight thats not alive. Usually laying on someone with all your weight, then making them give you the definition of dead weight...while being startle by the question they hesitate so you ask again and again, louder and louder.

After baseball practice the shortstop and 3rd baseman jumped on me with quite force and were yelling at me "WHAT IS DEAD WEIGHT", i did not know what to say so they layed on me i think they are gay.

Dead Weight by best ss ever yes cw the best November 8, 2009