former daters

your mama left you so did your girl

we are former daters

by thenumberonedefintionsinfake May 31, 2023

serial dater

people who've been in many short term relationships. these people are almost never single and constantly jumping from relationship to relationship.

example 1
person 1: I have a crush on *name*
person 2: good luck, she's a serial dater

example 2
person 1: Is *name 1* still dating *name 2*?
person 2: That was 2 relationships ago, he's with *name 3* now.
person 1: I saw him with *name 2* last month!
person 2: serial daters, man..

by TheRealFaxMachine September 21, 2023

Discouraged Dater

Someone who is currently not dating, who wants to date, but has not attempted to start dating for a long time because they gave up, believe nobody is suitable, or is mentally exhausted from unsuccessful attempts.

Person 1: Hey man, you haven't dated in a while, why don't you go out and find someone.
Person 2: Can't, finding someone is a lost cause
Person 1: Ah, I get it, you're a discouraged dater

by ManBehindTheDarkMask November 21, 2024

dot com dater

Someone who only dates people they meet on dating websites.

Joe: Introduce me to your coworker.

Mike: It's a waste of time. She's a dot com dater.

by 2014_chiguy May 24, 2014

sexual blackout dates

Those dreaded 5-to-10 days of the month when a girl has to deny "downstairs access" to the special guy in her life.

Horny stud: I try to time my monthly visits to my gal's house so that I don't arrive during her sexual blackout dates.

by QuacksO April 24, 2015

Weights for Dates

Going to the gym to pick up girls.

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."

by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016

anime on dates

when you watch so much anime that you become a living nigger

"wow man, did you see that tyler dude, he became a proper anime on dates dude"

by Basic of Dueling August 12, 2018