punch my crotch !

"Fuck off!"
Ladies and gents, yo soy la creadora...now beat it!

Burger King employee:So you gonna order or what...!
Sandra:Huh...don't be getting all pissy on my ass else punch my crotch!

punch my crotch ! by H.R. Puff n' Stuff March 21, 2005

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Secret Crotch Watcher

Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.

Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!

Secret Crotch Watcher by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009

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Fire Crotch

when your tampon string is too long and you need to cut it or in this case burn it to avoid embarrassment in your bathing suit @ the beach

when you try to cut the string and you have NO scissors or knife and the tampon is already in...what do you do? Turn to a lighter like Dana and light it while sitting on the toilet...the result: a fire crotch!

Fire Crotch by Buu Top July 7, 2007

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mexican crotch rocket

A sultty mexican chick that me that me you cum quick.

that mexican crotch rocket gave me crab last night

mexican crotch rocket by TCI student August 7, 2009

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Irish Crotch Candle

When you smother your pubic area with Vaseline and light it on fire and masturbate

"So what kind of stuff are you into daddy"

"Irish Crotch candles mostly ;)"

Irish Crotch Candle by Tyrone the negro donkey February 1, 2017

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fire crotch

A red-headed, cocky fucktard that in no way shape or form contributes anything to his own life others lives or society as a whole.

I would rather dip my balls in a deep-fryer while drinking a homeless guy's jenkem and have a pack of rabid dogs eat my still attached fried balls than be near that fire crotch prick bobby beaman for more than 3 seconds.

fire crotch by bobby beaman March 8, 2009

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char-crotch

a female who looks like she has been around the block, a dirty slut. Dirty pu-tang

Lisa is a char-crotch

char-crotch by jeremy newton October 1, 2007

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