Cooning Off

Talking absolute nonsense, doing silly things and ignoring people in conversations, aswell as being genuinely messed up IQ wise

"Hey man, Stop cooning off!"

by fwjakko April 25, 2024

Coonspiracy

The plotting and planning raccoons do with the local dogs to make them the largest mess possible of my garbage cans and bags.

I try not to be depressed by the knowledge that, every day, raccoons meet up with dogs in dark places in a coonspiracy to go out that night and rip open my garbage bags and spread the contents as widely as possible to upset me. They all hide their faces behind those masks nature provided them.

by You rReal Name May 15, 2024

coonyboo

A mix of Coon and Jiggaboo

Alex called Tivohn a dirt coonyboo because he took Alex's chicken.

by Jarodhuggins321 December 11, 2024

Coont Rat

A very active vagina , usually older with gray hair sporadically sprouting…

Hell Naa I don’t want none that old a&& coont rat.

by Dad Jokes January 1, 2025

coongirl

A Coongirl is a black women

Dave: Do you remember that black girl from the bar?
Phill: Yes, please don’t tell me you actually had sex with that coongirl

by Dalantae Carter January 28, 2025

Cooner

A Person who masturbates exclusively and only to black people. Outside of masturbation, this person also has a very clear bias toward black people in the dating world too.

dude 1: Toby is a real cooner, his last three girlfriends were all black!
dude 2: wow man, isnt that racist to say?
dude 1: What? no, i didnt say coon, i said coon-er, totally different

by youknowdebbir March 8, 2026

Coont

An individual who lacks buisness etiquette, often used in the Pilates industry.

God Sharlene is some coont isn’t she!

by Gym girly 3 March 14, 2026