Chuck Norris

Some guy that is not the god that some imbeciles that are most likely teenage boys make him out to be.

Curtis: Apparently Brock is being portrayed as this god that he never was and never will be just because his friends at school spew that trash everyday when they have the chance.
Vivian: It is absolutely ridiculous as there is not a single person that can do no wrong, nor will there ever be.
Curtis: Reminds me of the stupid claims from Chuck Norris supporters.
Vivian: Exactly

by PhoenixGamer34 September 1, 2021

3 Knuckle Chuck

A hand job or male masturbation with 1, 2, or 3 knuckles of a finger in the anus to stimulate the prostate and cause a sudden intense orgasm.

Dude, I finally got a 3 Knuckle Chuck! I came everywhere!

You're definitely gonna buck when she hits you with a 3 Knuck Chuck!

by Umakhi June 15, 2022

Fuckle chucks

When something hurts so bad that to say it was painful would be an understatement.

I was grinding the rail on my skateboard, and I fell and crushed my nargs! It hurt like fuckle chucks!

by Sandwich McFritos October 8, 2022

pull a j-chuck

when an astrophysics major uses careful angles and applied physics to triple penetrate another mans girlfriend without touching balls

"I ain't gonna cheat on this one!"

A guy talking about how he will pull a j-chuck

by zongheadluvr December 10, 2009

chucking a 'c'

When some person who thinks they're smart gets all sad and depressed coz they didn't get into some nerd thing.

Connie: Oh no! Boo Hoo! I didn't get into prize-giving!
Liz: Shes chucking a 'c' again!

by alecsia December 7, 2006

Hand Chucks

The act of getting slapped really hard by a girl with strong hands.

Marianne's smacked the mean girl with her "hand chucks"

by The little bandits April 9, 2011

Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS)

Fully justified wave-of-fury affecting ALL "Meet the Press" viewers

Carl had seen "Meet the Press" one too many times. "why am I even allowing my DVR to tape this fucking garbage? Chuck Todd is a disgrace and obviously a mouthpiece for disgraced Qpublicans. what a fucking choad!" Carl exclaimed as he chucked his beer stein against the wall. poor Carl had Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS), so he decided to start a support group in his area.

by Uncle Joosie December 23, 2022