cunt honey

The sweet, tangy, secretion from a healthy woman's vagina.

I could take a spoonful of my girl's cunt honey with a cup of tea every morning!

by DieWithH0N0R August 15, 2014

Cunting Off

To spend time entertainingly with no apparent purpose. It is a version of "to fuck off" except using a favored Canadian word-"cunt"-as a substitute.

Rob and Kevin figured the best use of a Saturday afternoon in the summer cunting off and drink beer at the local microbrewery.

by aretegroup August 6, 2016

Cooked cunt

Someone who is so over tired, that one of or both forms of mental and or physical retardness has developed and taken control of the nervous system. Often seen in shift workers in a government capacity.

Hey have you heard Bryce talking shit? Yeah, he's one cooked cunt.

by cool cunt klint November 5, 2016

Faggot Cunt

Faggot Cunt is a slur used by more creative people. As in, these creative people don't go for the regular "bitch" or "twat", they use "Faggot Cunt". Originating from the words "Faggot" and "Cunt" these two combined create a beautiful insult.

"You look like a slut Joanne!" Mary yelled
"Well at least I don't look like a Faggot Cunt Mary!!" Joanne hissed
"Damn no need to be so harsh, Joanne. Fuck sake."

by Just Judgemental February 7, 2017

cunt-tastic

another way of saying someone is being a major bitch

well, arent you just fucking cunt-tastic today!

by Phoenix March 27, 2005

good cunt

what you call your mates when they do something good!

oi you got me a slab of beer what a good cunt

by ENAK_84 June 27, 2007

Cunt candle

A person of outstanding idiocy or twatdom, one who stands out from all others as a shining example of what not to be like.

The Right Honourable Bishop of Carlisle, Mark Thatcher (son of, and equally compelling candidate for this category, Margaret Thatcher), and Malcolm Horner (housemate and butt of many of my jokes, hohoho)
"I watched Match of the Day last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"
HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh

by Peter Cunningham May 18, 2008