berthorl

Another name for butthole.
Also see Butthorl, Arsehorl, and butthole.

"Something weird came out of my Berthorl last night."

by Mds90 November 14, 2020

Birthdanksgiving

A rare phenomenon that occurs when someone's birthday coincidentally falls on thanksgiving

"Happy birthdanksgiving, Craig!"
"Thanks, Matt! I'm gonna have to figure out how to eat a turkey and a birthday cake in the same night!"

by expecto-petroleum November 26, 2020

Birthdanksgiving

A rare phenomenon that occurs when someone's birthday occurs on the same day as Thanksgiving.

Origin of Word: Portmanteau of the English words "Birthday" and "Thanksgiving".

M: "Happy Birthdanksgiving, Craig!"
C: "Thanks, Matt! Isn't it nuts how i'm gonna have to figure out how to eat a whole turkey and a birthday cake within a single day?"
M: "You know you don't have to eat the WHOLE turkey, right?"
C: "wait what"

by expecto-petroleum November 26, 2020

Birthday Style

When a friend or significant other of yours is out of town during the actual time period of your birthday, but they take you out for something and pay for everything to make up for it

H: Hey babe, I know I was in Spain all summer and your birthday was in June, but can we do something birthday style?
J: Sure. Take me out for coffee.
H: Great! I'll pay for everything because that's how we would have done it if we had gotten to do it on your actual birthday!

by Adam buckley November 28, 2020

Birth Control Moment

Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)

Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!

by Paul.x.james December 4, 2020

Barthemule

Barthemule's mom was dyslexic.

barthemule is :pogchamp:

by rfgyhjudvb cyhuiklasdefrbgjiko January 23, 2021

Barth

When you take a crap in a bathtub and then you push it down the drain with your foot

I was so wasted last night that I took a Barth in my parent’s shower

by Greyalpaca January 1, 2021