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Beauty blind

When you think you're attractive/ good looking but in reality you aren’t
by Colemole12 August 7, 2021
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colour blind test

stop, this isn't a browser >:(
by CarlosTheTurtle September 4, 2021
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The blind robbing the blind

When you have a willing buyer and a willing seller and no money there is a hole in the asset market.

When someone ignorant tries to steal from someone else ignorant
Did you see any of the blind robbing the blind?
by Patrick the Starfish001 September 11, 2021
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sugar blind

The loss if sight due to diabetes.
I knew she would go sugar blind. Her favorite meal was a mashed-potato sandwich.
by timmerfee September 21, 2021
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The Blind Monkey

if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass
“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey
by swagmastermf November 22, 2021
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The blind postman

A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.

Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.

The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.

The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.

As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?

Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"

"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021
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Fuck Blind

Used to describe the state of being of the cuter person in a relationship, when they are dating an uglier or older person. They ignore age, looks just for the sex in the relationship.
Did you see how old that lady was? She could be his mother. He will leave her eventually but right now he's being "fuck blind".
by SusieSyzygy March 25, 2022
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