A Five-Finger-Refund is when a thief steals an item, then either themselves or a friend returns later with said item, claiming to have purchased it, and asks for a refund!
“Sh*t, we’ve ran out of beers. Time to head to ASDA with those hair products the missus stole earlier for a five finger refund!”
by Terrysuki September 14, 2023
saying something stupid because you have no knowledge about the subject that your speaking on. AND/OR, Saying something stupid purely based on emotion, not based on reality or fact.
I usually love reading the avtimes.com comments section. Everyone’s popping off like five dollar shotguns and making themselves look dumb. Everyone except for “Some Guy”... That dude is cool.
by XXNeanersXX September 22, 2018
When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.
Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter
Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter
by Paleslayer April 29, 2018
It's when your too lazy to turn around or your hands are occupied to give a normal high five so you give a high five with the back hand
by the514slacker January 28, 2011
by Tha Shoe July 15, 2013
by Juancapore June 18, 2023
I wonder why Emily is always has to go to the restroom when Matthew is gone? She's probably playing his five finger flute
by The Mexican Tyrone January 24, 2016