the poo on your shoe

Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.

We broke up but we're still going to be friends.

Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.

by Shuaman September 20, 2018

shoe-ing

when u step on someones shoe from behind

Eli: “ha! i just shoed you!”
Olivia: “hey! stop shoe-ing me.”

by lowkey.ol.via November 06, 2021

Shoe Full

An alternative expression to ‘shitting ones self’. The fecal matter accidentally vacates the anus and slips down ones leg, until it reaches its final destination... the shoe.

I didn’t see that bus coming. I ended up with a bloody shoe full.

by Carpet Bonce April 17, 2019

Gaff shoes

Soft shoes worn inside your gaff (home) to protect your feet and your carpets.

I went down the corner shop to get some milk and forgot I was wearing my gaff shoes.

by Miss Andrist May 31, 2021

tennis shoe express

Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.

Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.

by dp0303 September 10, 2017

unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.

She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.

by Theunicorner February 01, 2017

Milk Shoe

When an ugly guy that isn't very funny, nice, or interesting dates a much more attractive girl with a better personality than him.

Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe, that relationship was the greatest milk shoe of all time

by Bhadreshkumar Chetanbhai Patel March 13, 2019