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Lobster Tits

Describes the kind of sunburn you get on the 4th of July.
I was out in the sun all day, and now I have lobster tits.
by lobster_lobster July 6, 2011
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bib tits

Fairly large, usually round breasts that possess the quality of sitting un-usually high and very close together on a woman's chest, they are also commonly accompanied by very deep cleavage.

Thus appearing to resemble a sort of boob bib.

Perfect for tit fucking and catching food that misses her mouth just the same.

Can be found on in many different body types, although if you see bib tits on a skinny girl they are most likely FAKE, but not always.
Person A: Man check out the bib tits on that one!

Person B: Wow! They could hold your cock and a snack at the same time.
by D-Daddy6996 September 29, 2011
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The Shit's Tits

The shit's tits refer to the best part of a bad situation. Referring to the bright side of something negative.

Somewhat the polar opposite of the bee's knees.
I fell down pretty hard on those steps...but this bitchin' arm cast is the shit's tits!
by Turdburglar1991 September 30, 2010
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Tit-Fingles

When a girl has long narrow boobs that look like fingers.
Fuckin' A man, that chik has wicked tit-fingles.
by Tiggo_Bitties May 15, 2005
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tits in a (the) ringer

To be so angry that it almost hurts. As you would be if your teats actually being caught in the ringers of an old washing machine.

Also a state of anger that keeps getting worse. Much like the pain would if the teats & ringer could not be disengaged.

Not the same as "panties in a bunch." This should used for times when the person is merely annoyed.
You did what? I'll bet that put her tits in a (the) ringer.
Then her teats went in the ringer and I had to bail.
by johnelmo August 26, 2009
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Pigeon Tits

1. A girl, young woman, or older female whose breast size is less than desirable.
2. A small breasted woman whose tits can be compared to the size of a pigeon's breasts.
3. A teen girl who is under developed physically.
4. A young boy with excess female hormones who has small tits growing.
Damn that girl has pigeon tits, sad!
Her pigeon tits are so small I saw her in the park with a flock of 'em and they were all laughing at her!
by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012
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Tits In a Sling

"Dude i put money on the lakers, but there only up by 1 and lebron has the ball, will i win?"

-" Tits in a Sling man, lebrons a choke."
by Anthara November 30, 2010
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