talking with his dick out

When a gay man is hot for someone, he uses this phrase.

Jimmy fancied billy a lot, he was always talking with his dick out.

by Kaliphunia June 25, 2008

Peanut Butter Dick (PBD)

someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.

“Ugh... Bentley’s complaining about his samsung again. What a peanut butter dick (pbd).”

by lil’ phaggot December 3, 2018

DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick.

An abbreviation for Heterosexual Men, Bisexual, and Lesbians feelings towards female Genitalia.

Paige: You see that girl over there, well she's a lesbian.
Sam: Oh so you're saying, she's DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick... Cool, good to know.

by pagina526 March 12, 2011

National grab dick day

On April 12 after national grab ass day . Now it’s national grab dick day

Today is national grab dick day!!

by queenlizzieeee May 25, 2018

two shakes of a barber's dick

A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.

I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.

by francoi$ December 13, 2009

shrimp dick fuck nugget

What everyone thinks you are , and what you think everyone else is.

Hex is such a Shrimp Dick Fuck Nugget.

by Onii-san October 13, 2015

Rather Dick Ma Dad

For everytime someone suggests something you see as totally pointless, or you just cba with (eg Fuck That).

Can also be referred to if a friend thinks some birds hot, when she's clearly a munter.

dude 1: "Yo check out the gyal dem!"

dude 2: "Rather Dick Ma Dad."

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"Another essay for uni you say?... i'd rather dick ma dad."

by tipzyross November 3, 2009