boy brain

When a guy exhibits behaviors of a young boy whose frontal lobe has not developed even though they are at the age where it should be developed.

He has major boy brain. Why did he not think before he said something so stupid?

by potatoglassnoodle April 19, 2024

Religious fuck boy

Someone who reads marsiyas, salaams, Nohas, etc and thinks he’s going to heaven cause of looking like he has some status in the community for being religious AND ‘cool’
Upon further investigation said fuck boy usually never dropped his balls, and developed a low enough pitch just to do the right thing

Uhlee mowe-sin is a religious fuck boy

by Miktionary April 20, 2024

boy

Newborn, child, pre-teen or teenager man.

Boy.

by Zizillion April 20, 2024

Boba boy

The equivalent of an abg, the Kevin Nguyen’s

Vivian Tran only dates boba boys

by Bbstation April 20, 2024

Lover boy method

That's not me is it? The weaponized schizophrenia? See, it's a problem when they do it to women, right? Is this not a problem? Yeah it is... You know you fucked up... Hey, I tried to warn you.

Hym "I'm watching Ben Shapiro's video on Andrew Tate's 'grift' and I noticed... That it's a complete an utter LIE. It's a lie. You accuse a guy of grifting... And then lie. Blatantly! If your critique of Andrew Tate... Does not involve me... You are lying. No mention of me. No mention of the 'lover boy method.' And then your whole team does a series of debates with a guy who is literally doing the same thing and he wife left him when she found out he wasn't Hym. You know you're lying. He's just doing my plan to become better than Joe Rogan. You know that. Gayve Jewben made a video about someone else being a grifter the same day. Everyone and their brother accuse the 2 of them of being grifters... Everything is a grift! Everyone is a grifter (apparently). It's madness! And then you're shilling for a government that is actively starving children! So you can even use the 'But Hym threatens kids!' The Jews are murdering them, actively! And you're defending them! No, it's- You're done. No 'don't mess with our kids' moment. I was right. Everyone but me was wrong. You should have done what I told you to do immediately. You should be doing what I'm telling you to do now. You lose. I win. I'm the better one. You're an idiot for trying to resist me. You should be holding your wive's legs open for me so I can fuck them with greater ease. I was the correct one all along. I could have saved you all but you wouldn't let me and now you look like a retarded bitch."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2024

Carshalton Boys

Founders of, and leaders within the Sutton Student Council, equipped with two student councils that are the strongest and most efficient in the entire borough. Might not be the best academically, but you can be damn sure we will lead the borough's youth for all eternity.

It is imperative that we as Carshalton Boys maintain leadership over the Sutton Student Council.

by wilhelmine-germany April 22, 2024

oh boy what flavor

You search this up because you know the muffin song.

Dad: I baked you a pie
Kid: oh boy, what flavour
Dad: PIE, PIE, PIE
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad
Kid: Why did you make me this way? Why, why--
Hungry: I'M hungry. You locked me in the basement for years.
Dad: Oh, sh--
Kid: What the fu--
Kid: "oh boy what flavor? DEATH, DEATH, DEATH"

by RandomBoredPerson uwu April 22, 2024