surf on your turf

To browse the internet on someone else's computer, or to browse whilst logged in as another person.

Can I surf on your turf?

by electroweak November 7, 2009

The Awkward Perverted Turtle

Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.

Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*

by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010

Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo

Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now

by musicman1993 September 26, 2010

can opener turn

when someone asks you a question and you turn your head slowly and mechanically while still looking at your computer screen, book, etc to let them know you acknowledge the question

girl: hey, what do you think of this top?
boy: *does the can opener turn*
girl: hey, i'm talkin to you, dont u can opener turn me, see this is the problem in our relationship....
boy: i heard you, i heard you

by taconesh February 25, 2011

Draining The Turkey

The period of time after getting in a fight with someone, in-between "We are kinda talking again, but it's kinda cold..." and "Hell yea baby everything is gravy as fuck."

(Because you are draining the juices from the turkey to use in the gravy.)

Mark: Hey Breanna, are you and Izzabella talking again?
Breanna: Workin' on it man, we're draining the turkey.

by scrubs2342 July 25, 2011

throttle a turtle

To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go

I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive

Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there

by DrFK October 5, 2011

Talking to the turkey

Oral sex on a woman.

Man, I was talking to the turkey and she farted, that was such a turn on.

by Nullos November 11, 2011