Facebook

Old people fucking haven over here.

person 1: My grandma uses facebook.
person 2: to be expected.

by Space Racist March 8, 2023

Facehead

A person who hogs the camera and contorts themselves into all kinds of positions just to be the center of the camera's attention through an entire video shooting, even at the expense of others in the film by the facehead trying to shut them out and take all of the attention on himself. A facehead can also be any celebrity that feels the need to express their unsolicited opinion on every matter under the sun without anybody ever asking for it. A facehead just feels the need to weigh in their opinion on every matter because they think that their celebrity status actually makes their opinions important when nobody really gives a damn. A facehead can also be synonymous with an attention whore.

"Have you ever seen the music video for the song 'I Alone' by the band called Live? That lead singer dude is a flaming royal facehead! He doesn't want the camera to focus anywhere off of his melon for a split second. He's got the other band members fighting his gourd for any attention at all! Yeah. I alone have that hairdo anyway."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023

Facebook

An app/website that peaked in the late 2000’s until every mom and child predator on the face of the planet joined it, and the CIA spies on you

Fuck Facebook

by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023

Facebook sheep

People on Facebook who are clueless about how everything they have typed into a search engine, retail online, twitter, Facebook, email, and anything connected to a desktop computer, or a smartphone has been collected and used to cause to them to follow or send them ads or request donations.

Wow, Facebook sheep, do they believe every meme, story, or celebrity they see or read about on Facebook? They follow like sheep to slaughter!

by leftturn April 3, 2023

Facebook

Facebook! Facebook! Don't get me started on Facebooooooook!!!!!

They say that there's no cure for Facebook, your life is simply at an end.

by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 8, 2023

Facebookian

Facebookian is a writing style which gained popularity on social media. Facebookian is characterized by the use of incorrect conjugations, style errors, present/past tenses, singular and plural at the same time and an annoying misuse of punctuation marks. Sentences are closed with two periods, comma's and question marks are abolished, words which sound the same are interchanged.
People who like proper spelling need to read Facebookian texts again and again in order to get what the writer is trying to tell, and risk getting severe headaches because of having to do so.

"What happend to there dog."
"It's their dog. And you need to close a question with a question mark. Stop writing in Facebookian."
"Sorry.."

by Eluterius June 14, 2023

Faces

A disturbing PSA made by the Partnership For A Drug Free America made in 1987 that features a young blonde woman with blue eyes smiling at the camera as a blissful piano is playing in the background. Right after, the music then turns into a creepy rendition of “How Old Are You Now?” as the woman stops smiling. As the commercial continues, the woman’s pupils dilate and her skin slowly withers all while staring at the camera. Her eyes then turn into a bright blue and a sheet is thrown over her; indicating that she has died from a drug overdose. There is also an alternate version of this commercial where there is no sheet and the viewer has to stare at the woman’s face for a few more seconds.

Guy: You know what? I’m gonna stay up for a bit longer. I’m in the mood to watch something scary.

*watches TOP 50 SCARIEST PSAS by HelloImAPizza*
Guy: Ok, the video’s almost over.
*Sees the title for number two; Faces*
*Video plays*
Guy: Wow… I don’t think I can sleep now.

by Shokwavve April 24, 2023