smoke a turbo

to smoke a ciggarette

hey man lets smoke a turbo

by Jesse Stanley February 13, 2008

joshua james turner

my beautiful baby that i love very much and would do absolutely anything for! xxxx

i love my joshua james turner

by lauren999999999 January 22, 2009

burning and turning

the act of skiing or snowboarding while smoking weed or smoking some weed then skiing or snowboarding.

1.dude lets go burn and turn after hot chocolate

2. dude we've been burning and turning all day, the mountain is gonna close soon

by VTskier500 October 17, 2008

Ol' Ted Turneranoud

- noun
1. the greatest turnaround on the grandest of scales.
2. a plot that nuclearly explodes in the assailants face; the victim being the bombardier of that bomb.

Putting laxatives in the other canidates water and accidentally ending up drinking that water because that candiate switched them. Then shitting all over your trousers on national television on CNN. Ol' Ted Turneranoud happens the worlds know about it.

by AFrogers March 2, 2009

Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area

That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!

by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010

tugging the turtle

an uncircumcized male msturbating

Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work

by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009