A person who doesn’t show up to lunch on last day of high school, meaning that they are bum like material.
by Nikswig May 19, 2022
Get the Mega bum man Tatemug. A syphilitic chancre who is so emotionally destroyed and broken from decades of ass beatings at the hands of THE Ohio State University football team, that he launches a years long spying ring to illegally obtain information on his opponents. When caught, this cheating cunt will not only be unrepentant, but he will also lie to investigators, destroy evidence, and even pretend to be the victim. Michigan man is characterized by a complete lack of self-awareness, stupidity, acute sociopathy, and micro-penis. Michigan man is commonly and ironically outfitted in a plethora of University of Michigan team gear which was obtained at the Walmart on Gratiot Avenue and 12 Mile Road in Roseville, MI.
Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
This Michigan Man is a cheating cunt who is too emotionally immature to accept the fact that he is an embarrassment to himself when he pretends that the NCAA didn't point out repeatedly in their decision that he is in fact, a cheating cunt.
by DixonUranus74 August 22, 2025
Get the Michigan Manmug. by MakeShift Cat August 24, 2025
Get the Furniture Man Landmug. A way of saying Spider-Man while pretending to be Mentally ill or saying Spider-Man with a speech impediment
by springt4213 August 26, 2022
Get the Pida-Manmug. I was at the mall the other day and i saw this old guy flirting with a young teenage girl, what a sexy man Gus.
by peterjaurez September 6, 2013
Get the sexy man Gusmug. 
by carlykalway June 6, 2020
Get the man whoremug.