rim-turd

1. An instance where your roommate’s turd exits the anus in such a way that it curls around the inner-rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.

2. An annoying person who won’t go away.

*See also*- Porno “rim-turding”(verb)
The act of an obnoxiously short penis not fully penetrating the anus resulting in a very pissy and irate reaction from the recipient. Also known as “hanging out around the rim” or “heavy hoopin’”.

1. “How is that possible?” The turd is curled around the inner-rim of the bowl and won’t flush.”
“Hmm. Must’ve been a rim-turd.”

2. “Go away! You’re such a rim-turd!”

** “What’s the matter?”
“My boyfriend rim-turded me all night. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”

by Rim-turd January 10, 2026

Hill-Turd

when you make a turd on a hill

“i need to turd”
“but we’re on a hill”
“i need to hill-turd then”

by nmbr1boweater January 12, 2026

Southern Turbotville Tongue Twister

A southern turbotville tongue twister is when you spread someones ass cheeks, shove your tongue inside of the asshole, and try to say tongue twisters.

"I gave that girl a Southern Turbotville Tongue Twister and she had to crawl back into bed"

by Exodus1801 January 14, 2026

main screen turn on

It that line before the all your base quote. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Main screen turn on.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

main screen turn on

something that gets you so horny you want to whack off on the spot

i was so turned on i stepped out of the room to relive myself

by herbie hickles October 30, 2003

The Reverend Turtelius master love

Originated in the love canal we all know as jason's dark, and recessed mind... this ones for you

The Reverend: Hey, you in the glasses...mmmhmm thats it
Girl in glasses: Screw you
The Reverend: Hey lady, your just playing hard to get OHHH SNAPPP

also....... That man, let me tell you, he's good looking, gets all the women, he must be The reverend Turtelius master love

A.K.A jason

by Jason.. aka Turtelius fresh November 8, 2004

having a turkey

Having a turkey can often mean to have a moan or to be displeased with something.

Can sometimes be shortened to 'turk'.

"Look, shes having a turkey" (moaning)
or
"Oh no... you're actually having a turk" (unhappy)

by Jo-han August 11, 2006