lactating belch master

a person who is very good at rainbow six seige

the lactating belch master peeked and ace'd

by george droyd December 11, 2024

Impaled extra service masseuse

A extra services masseuses get impaled through there necks blood pissing out of the whores necks is hilarious all extra service masseuses need to be impaled through there necks they are whores blood would piss from there mouths and necks

Impale the lot of extra service masseuses through there necks and the blood will piss out impaled masseuse is hilarious impaled extra service masseuse is the awesomeness of laughs

by Gimegame January 2, 2025

Third person masturbating

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.

I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating

by Professional ego striker January 4, 2025

New Orleans Massacre

I know you all want my input on this (Because why else you would be here)

Hym "So, the New Orleans massacre... 15 people were killed. The guy was a Muslim who was apparently radicalized by ISIS. I don't know if that's true. OR did you guys steal all of his shit? In which case, why did you expect him to not slaughter you for that? Stupid. Either way, not very interesting. I guarantee the media prescription if both self-indulgent and full of shit."

by Hym Iam January 5, 2025

Sperm Baby Massacre

A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”

That kick was so hard, it caused a sperm baby massacre RIP to future generations!

by ALDND January 30, 2025

Too Much Massive Finity

⋻ 1 & 2 {Finite}
The First Ordinal Beyond Everything !!!
"Decillions of All types of Finities"

Too Much Massive Finity is an Entry is NO!'s series Numbers 0 to ENDLESS

by Rxstysolos February 4, 2025

French Foot-Massage

Knowing the typicalness of any ordinary French guy, they don't apply deodorant, which means they sweat like pigs, using this common sense, this sex act is when a french guy lubes up a females foot with his sweat and shoves it as far up his ass as he can until he cums

"I want to France over the summer, and this guy named Pierre, asked me out, he was charming at first and when we got back to his place, he started to rub his armpits on my foot, he tried to give me a french foot-massage!"

by JamesPage February 4, 2025