A man with a large penis who always goes to middle the urinal because he’s comfortable with his body and sexuality.
by Middle man22224644747 June 21, 2023

Hym "And what is the 'OR ELSE' part of being a man? BEING A LADY! THAT'S PUNISHMENT! I HAVE TO BE A LADY! SEE THE ANALOGY!? GREAT LESSON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS GUYS! YOU'RE REALLY SHOWING ME AREN'T YOU!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

A person who is friends with one person and that same person who hates one of your other friends and they used to be close and now they got issues with each other where your self wasn’t involved in. Also it is a thought situation that your a middle man because say a friend of yours ask you to chill with them and then someone else that your friend hates ask u to chill with them it’s a thought situation on your end to choose who to hangout with...
Francesca: hey Nicole want to hangout today I’m feeling a little down and I need to get out of the house
Nicole: I’ll let you know soon Francesca I just need to know if I can go out. And I hope everything is okay
*Nicole hangs up from Francesca then receives a call from her friend Diana who Francesca hates and Diana also hates Francesca*
Diana: hey Nicole do you want to hangout tonight.
Nicole: ummm maybe but Francesca asked me to hangout though
Diana: oh it’s okay
Nicole: it would be nice to hangout with you two at the same time but I’m the Middle man in every situation with all of my friends and it’s really stressful tbh but I’ll think about it
Diana: okay just let me know. I’ll call you back
Nicole: I’ll let you know soon Francesca I just need to know if I can go out. And I hope everything is okay
*Nicole hangs up from Francesca then receives a call from her friend Diana who Francesca hates and Diana also hates Francesca*
Diana: hey Nicole do you want to hangout tonight.
Nicole: ummm maybe but Francesca asked me to hangout though
Diana: oh it’s okay
Nicole: it would be nice to hangout with you two at the same time but I’m the Middle man in every situation with all of my friends and it’s really stressful tbh but I’ll think about it
Diana: okay just let me know. I’ll call you back
by Rodeohillbilly7 January 22, 2020

A person who doesn’t show up to lunch on last day of high school, meaning that they are bum like material.
by Nikswig May 19, 2022

The act of being at a gloryhole ready to fulfill patron's needs regardless of whether or not anyone attends.
by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024

by Mizuki DA MEANING December 11, 2019

by b-sampler December 8, 2010
