A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.
by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015
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Established in 2022, going forward we as a society will recognize below average penises (or dicks/cocks/etc.) and appreciate and shine light on them on this day.
Established in 2022, going forward we as a society will recognize below average penises (or dicks/cocks/etc.) and appreciate and shine light on them on this day.
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Get the National Grab Dick Day mug.These days usually you meet a female and sometime, usually within the first 3-5 mins. Girls be freaks and men just DGAF. Then men usually always lead the convo. Start saying how big his dick his, how he gonna make her cum over over. And how she gonna be shaking afterwards. Exposing her to her, by making her squirt for the first time ever. If you feel like you’re gonna give her the best dick and sex she’s ever had.
BIG DICK ENERGY IS when you actually execute and do everything say you’re gonna do. I tell a female everytime, i dont lie on my dick. I’m trying to make that a thing. So please dont say it, unless its true and you got it like that. Only so many men can do this, my guess is 10/100 people realistically possess BIG DICK ENERGY.
BIG DICK ENERGY IS when you actually execute and do everything say you’re gonna do. I tell a female everytime, i dont lie on my dick. I’m trying to make that a thing. So please dont say it, unless its true and you got it like that. Only so many men can do this, my guess is 10/100 people realistically possess BIG DICK ENERGY.
Him: I’ma have you cummin and cummin, she says, while you’re cummin inside her, (in the condom) i knew you was going to lay that dick down, because i felt that REAL BIG DICK ENERGY right when you went inside me.
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