cock wank

To discribe A 10/10 bird that gives you the horn without physical contact.

Out in a club/bar and you see a girl thats looking real fit,you turn to ya mates and point her out by saying
"check out the little cock wank over in the corner"

by Dubber May 25, 2006

fl.d*wank

fly, dank, whack, gangsta, cool, dope

Person 1- that shirt is cool!
Person 2- That shirt is fl.d*wank!!

by ted gallagher November 2, 2010

Sack Wank

The order in which your scrotum is stimulated either by the hands or the mouth, this is suppose to massage the prostate causing ejaculate to seep out of the penis

im tired of wanking my penis, ill sack wank instead

by abbath32 September 16, 2008

Russian Wank

To submerge ones pupenda in vokda in order to attain inebriation.

'Hey boys Russian Wank im gonna stick me dick in this vodka! 'Ammered!!!!'

by fsdlkgjhsdkgjad September 15, 2006

Wank Bastard

A person who is a very naughty boy, or both fat and a wanker, or a bastard.
commen insult.

Dylan Taylor is such a wank bastard

by Cooper :) October 4, 2008

monkey wank

1. A situation note entirely going the desired way.

2. Of something which is totally useless.

As the chief engineer watched the new bridge come crashing down on its first opening plunging 100 cars and occupents into the river below, he was heard to comment "This is turning into a pile of stale monkey wank"

by Norbert Colon October 15, 2004

point and wank

The type of user interface that is proliferated by operating systems such as windoze.

Typically, this abstracts all configuration of a piece of software to a series of clicks in a pop-up dialog box.

I run Linux, because I like being able to hack my config files about easily. With windoze it's all point and wank.

by monkey69 April 24, 2007