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where your opinion does not matter
person 1:hey i think we sho-
person 2:SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS TWITTER YOU DON'T GET AN OPINION
twitter by figg12 February 21, 2023

Twitter Payted 

That batch be Twitter payted
Twitter Payted by Digging deep March 4, 2023
An absolute idiot/moron/bitch/twat who's most likely obsessed with tots!
*someone hits your car with theirs*
You out of the car window: "oi! You fucking totter!"
Totter by Ley H March 9, 2023
An app/website that people mostly use for porn, or “respectfully” debate about random shit online.
Twitter by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023

Twitterbrain 

The phenomenon of somebody posting horrible and/or wildly exaggerated takes online.
Person 1: Dude, somebody just posted “Anne Frank had white privilege.”

Person 2: Sounds like twitterbrain. Just ignore them.
Twitterbrain by BlueStarJewel March 24, 2023