RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020

song rips

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by blagagaahagahsguhfgdtbewfbcvfq April 24, 2025

RIP jinji

alec jinji, passed away on 22nd of july 2025. will be missed.

even though alec is dead he lives on in our hearts, and we all shout RIP jinji

by funnydoodle1 July 21, 2025

rip

A slang term used similarly to rest in peace but used not when someone has died.

Jim: "I got a D on the math test."
John: "rip."

by susgirl January 24, 2019

Rip

Meaning r.i.p (rest in piece). Also something said when someone has ‘bad news’ and you don’t know what to say but wanna share your condolences.

Friend: “Man my wifi went out during a match and now I have a 3 minute penalty”

Other friend: “oh rip”

by mercyjoemama.com November 23, 2021

Thicc Rip

To be used to describe a moment of great suffering

Daughter: *Makes healthy snack*
Dad: "Hey want me to go get some kfc?"
Daughter: "I just made this health snack that contains two of my five a day tho..."
Dad: "Thicc RIP"

by Some Scottish Cunt July 23, 2019

ripped

to tear apart

Sh!t, I ripped my pants

by no-name September 8, 2003