Les Patterson

An alcoholic who is a politician.

I just saw Les Patterson in his Volvo.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Peppermint Pattie

When you and your hard partying passengers open al the car windows in the cold winter to clear your heads.

I'm fading from this road trip and all this vaping, does anybody need a peppermint pattie?

by Dam M December 29, 2019

Slime Patty

Anal creampie

After hitting it raw I let him give me a slime patty

by Carol Stream Patio Glass Door January 30, 2020

Brooke Patterson-Kerr

Brooke is a cute, smart person who you can trust. She will never forgive you if you promised her chocolate and then didn’t give her some. She is usually tall and has wavy hair. She finds literally everything funny and is a great friend.

Charlie: Hey look over there!

Dylan: Ik that’s Brooke Patterson-Kerr she’s top of thy e year and soo cute
Charlie: *dumps girlfriend and goes to ask Brooke out*

Charlie: Hi, I’m Charlie. Your amazing, will you date me?
Brooke: omg! *starts making out with him*

by Randomgal2008 February 4, 2020

savannah pattison

A chick who wont let you die first and will make sure she dies before you die.

I wanna die first but savannah pattison wont let me

by UwURaglu February 9, 2020

Noah Patterson

Has many hoes including mrs toler

He’s good at cod and a lot better than Thomas

Has a monster horse cock too

Bro Noah Patterson has such a fat horse cock bro it’s not even funny

by Foreskin Firefighter March 20, 2020

Splatter Patter

Really small penis

Billy has a splatter patter

by Bigdickenergy420692 March 29, 2020