that’ll tow the boat

To tow the boat, means to get the job done in a robust and efficient manner.

Marcus: i’m Thinking of buying a Jimny
Tom: Fuck that, buy a Land Cruiser, that’ll tow the boat.

by President of WMSSA September 8, 2021

BOAT

BOAT is and acronym for Bops Of All Time such as movies, songs, and media that deserve such praise.

"Damn Say It Ain't So is a BOAT"

by The machine that runs on vodka October 21, 2018

Mexican Boat Missile

A transgender Mexican who claims to be female but in reality is a male

Dude I was boutta eat her out until she pulled out a Mexican boat missile. It was bigger than mine

by Lesean McCoy July 5, 2025

Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.

Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.

by womb raider August 9, 2017

Boats N Hoes

A team of inseparable people who go through hell and come out the other side laughing

Hanlon, O, Medina, Mac, Taylor and Lt. Haws are the real Boats N Hoes

by VladtheImpalerTaylor November 23, 2021

Boat strikes

Yeah those are weird, aren't they?

Hym "What is up with all the boat strikes? I don't see the point of those but I guess I don't really need to."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

Brown Boating

When you defecate the bed profusely to where it's overflowing.

Dude, I was so sick I ended up brown boating my girlfriends bed.

by Brown eyed bambi January 8, 2024