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Non-Sequitur

Would you actually think that or are you saying it out of spite? That was rhetoric! You're obviously just saying it out of spite. It's just more something-something non-sequitur from the shit-lib!
Hym "Yep, something-something non-sequitur you LITERALLY can't think anything I haven't already thought for you! THAT is why the determinists think free will doesn't exist. Your limited mind makes it look like NOONE has it but it's just you... Because you're basically retarded in comparison to me. Determinism solved!"
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
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non fic

the gentleman’s version of “no cap”, short for non fiction, meaning true, the opposite of fic
non fic?” “yep, I saw it myself”
by metal_mango March 2, 2024
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non-writer

A mediocre, unimaginative person who can't write their way out of a wet paper bag. The medical condition is called Dysgraphia. If you've ever worked at advertising agencies, academic institutions or content marketing teams, you'd know who these people are. Non-writers are easily identified by their linear patterns of thinking, a complete inability to vary syntax, and an endless self-struggle with using the right adjective. They may apply all the cosmetic glow to their substandard, pathetic excuse of a writing but just one glance at those run-on sentences, and you'd know these people are just not meant to write anything important or complex.

By some quirk of fate, talented professional writers end up in the same team as these non-writers. In the eyes of management, they are the same as you, and are qualified to the same rates of pay. When that happens, you have no choice but to suffer their severe incompetence and bruised egos. Despite being embarrassing failures, non-writers are not open to constructive comments and edits.

The invention of AI writing tools has come as a boon to these non-writers. At least now they can hide their dysgraphia. But the lack of freshness in writing remains a permanent question mark on their skills and capabilities.
Me: "Who wrote this blog post?"
Management: "Our new hire, Tanveer."
Me: "I'm sorry. Have you seen the adverb overload on this one? This looks like the work of a non-writer. This Tanveer or whatever should look for an alternative occupation. I can't think of a less capable person to be writing our blog posts."
Management: "Perhaps you're right. But you need to find a way to adjust around this non-writer. Why don't you just correct his mistakes, and no-one has to know! That's why we hired you anyway."
by Third World Sam March 13, 2024
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Non-Binary Mary

An ignorant and annoying person who would be considered far left on the political spectrum.
The people that vote for Trudeau are a bunch of Non-Binary Marys.
by Nit_Wit March 14, 2024
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chick-non

Do you want a chick-non wrap?
by Sheldons_pennies March 14, 2024
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non spontaneous sexual

A person who does not have spontaneous sex with their partner but instead prefers to plan any sex on certain days of the week.

A person who has an extensive list of can and cannot on how sex will go down before you go down provided that is on the ‘can’ list.
“Did you hear that Montana is non spontaneous sexual?”

“She doesn’t get down with spontaneous sex and is a bit like going to a club or bar has a shit load of conditions prior to entry”
by Deefa23 March 19, 2024
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Non Player Character

Proper Terminology: NPCs exhibit highly restricted behaviour and exhibit predictable responses to our interactions. They are confined to the parameters set by their code and lack consciousness or vitality, a fact that becomes evident only when real players engage with them.

Laymen Terminology: A person who is an empty shell, who lacks internal substance and has no character or personality. They live to exist, and have no purpose.

Street Terminology: Fake ass b*tch.
Carla: How do you manage dealing with Non Player Character or NPC?

Jake: You just have to allow it.

Carla: Do you mean, just accept it?

Jake: Yeah. They're like born without a soul.
by matrixunloaded24 March 26, 2024
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