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Grainger's Law

Any partisan discussion involving Hillary Clinton will eventually include discredited claims related to Benghazi despite 8 Republican House Congressional investigations that found zero wrongdoing.
Jane Doe you voted for her. We all know you were easily able to dismiss her lies, deceptiveness, and incompetence of Benghazi where several Americans were killed.

John Doe can't we have one conversation where you do not evoke Grainger's Law to circumvent the topic at hand?!?
by MadisongG January 20, 2017
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Law Of the Land

A duo that is so powerful that not even the United Nations could stop it. An officer like position that must a wear an awesome star-like badge. Responsibilities include but are not limited to: claiming and jumping prostitutes, throwing Styrofoam balls, and protecting America.
That man has a gallon of PCP! Quick, call the Law of The Land.
by Kellagaser October 1, 2010
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cracker in law

when black person marry a white person their in hate them
i have craker in law
by jaszon mcroja May 31, 2005
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common law

The legal system of countries such as England (not scotland, they have a civil law system), Australia and USA.

It's a bullshit way to codify what a 2 year old can tell is right or wrong.

It's supposed to be fluid to modiy with changing society opinions on what is right or wrong. But in fact is full of old cunt judges who are so conservative they still think we should all be living with blacks and women as slaves and servants.

The judges write huge ass judgments to reason their thoughts out in a ruling which is so circular and wordy that the same thing can be written in 1 page including a picture.

In criminal law, it works pretty well, but for civil matters, it's the most useless way to get things done.

If you look at the law of contracts or torts, you can smell the bullshit that goes on from a mile away.

The common law is not designed to uphold justice but to uphold the sack of gold of the rich. If you've got money, you can't lose - that's read as "appeal".
Thank God for Equity, because the common law was just about to take my uncle's only house that he's had in his family for 5 generations because some fuckin bogan tricked him.
by RtotheOB May 22, 2005
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Heart's Law

Coined by Hex and PulseChain cryptocurrency creator Richard Heart, 'Heart's Law' states that cryptocurrencies and like assets bound by liquidity pairing will subsequently rise and fall alongside one another as a result of that liquidity pairing.
Hey bro, when Tether collapses, BTC will dump hard alongside it according to Heart's Law.
Yeah bro, that Richard Heart sure is a smart guy.
by AmericanBags September 7, 2021
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farkwin's law

Related to godwin's law, this law states that as the length of a discussion thread on FARK increases, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one. Coined by Jack31081
"as a discussion on Fark.com grows longer, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one.

image of said squirrel

/mission accomplished"
by anonymous December 13, 2004
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law mans

Mans who try to do law but is a piece stupid. They like dirty yats who never say to no to being wooked. They try to act ruff by talking about tort and contract. But bare amounts of them are fassi's. Only a few are weighty ghetto mans!!!! The most cleverest law mans bruk the law up hard!!

Some law mans try it and pretend to be rude bwais trying to bust avirex and classics. But those mans don even know simplest contract teries. Some fassis even fail piss easy tings like gpl with foreseen set texts - chumps!!!
That law man knows bare criminal law!! he's gwan bust at cop shop later and get me bail!!!
by law society at Reading Uni December 4, 2003
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