Jerk Tard

A stuck up teen who listens to New Boys, and starts jerking at random moments

That Jason is such a Jerk Tard!!!

by 91EMC June 13, 2010

jerk-off artist

Subway musician who only knows a few chords and plays them over and over again.

There are legitimate musicians earning a bit of money while gaining valuable performing experience before the general public -- and then there are the jerk-off artists.

by WordDogToronto July 26, 2010

jerk-out

Jerking-off to flush out sexual thoughts about a particular person

"Stop thinking about your ex-girlfriend. Take 5 min and jerk-out the girl man!"

by bob_slocum July 10, 2017

jerk-ass ex machina

A god-like, magical, or other powerful force that is around the absolute least amount required to keep a plot moving, but is not exploited or around enough to be more useful than minimally necessary.

"The eagles in 'The Lord of the Rings' and the sentient ocean in 'Moana' are jerk-ass ex machina: They could have solved the entire problem right away by taking the McGuffin straight to its destination without subjecting anyone to a perilous adventure filled with murderous obstacles."

by Honeyko April 18, 2019

Jungle Jerk

The partaking of masturbation when in a Jungle environment.

Can't wait to get to the Amazon so I can get my Jungle Jerk on

by JungleJerk August 13, 2011

Alabama Jerk

When a close family relative assists in the performance of a Dutch Rudder.

I love going home for the holidays, I can always count on Mom for an Alabama Jerk.

by Joe Blow1 December 13, 2013

jerk unit

Where the Jerks unite. One of the more popular gangs of Fremont.

Spenser that niglet jew is part of jerk unit.

by Ahh Ahh its Alex November 16, 2004