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half-dreaming 

That feeling when you are dreaming, but you know you are waking up, so you keep your eyes closed and try to stretch the dream out.
Woman: Hey, it's time to get up. Why are you still laying in bed?
Man: Ah, I was half-dreaming.
Woman: Oh, yeah? What about?
Man: I was talking to Richard Marx about his musical style and how awesome it would be to jam together.
half-dreaming by Fayyt Ignatti December 27, 2016

Half flaccid 

The state in which a man’s dool is not completely stone but is not as wiggly as a pool noodle. Half flaccid is the most awkward state to be in as your cum blaster tends to misbehave and run against your legs as their is just enough weight for it to be pulled past the lining of your underwear leg.
*walks through hallway half flaccid*

Dick; I’m just going to swing and make you think people can see me
Half flaccid by Tuna can dan June 18, 2018
Half Quarter
Could you give me a Half Q of weed
Half Q by Zala123 March 25, 2019

half-assed 

Meaning really fucking stupid, not right in the head
Hes very very half-assed
half-assed by Ari2litty4u June 18, 2019

half butt naked

it is when a person is half naked after their butt. Meaning, they aren’t wearing pants or underwear.
“I opened my mom’s door and saw my mom half butt naked! why wasn’t she wearing any pants after she let me come in?”
half butt naked by gggccc6 November 19, 2020

Half Past Five 

Half Past Five (5:30) is the international cheating hour.
"I only call you when it's half past five, the only time I'll be by your side"
Half Past Five by 2TurntTC August 1, 2021