The result of someone posting a status on which everybody likes, and/or comments, within a very short space of time.
Person 1: Omg! did you see Barbara's status?! 81 comments in 12 minutes!
Person 2: I know right? She started a Facebook riot!
Person 2: I know right? She started a Facebook riot!
by Erratic Doorhandle April 28, 2010
Get the Facebook Riotmug. When a person want's to appear to other people as if they have a life when in all reality they're simply seeing attention and haven't quite figured out how to be interesting enough to do it for real.
Status Update: Jennifer
Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.
Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like
Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.
Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.
Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like
Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.
by Aphroditesdesire January 27, 2012
Get the facebook showboatingmug. When you talk to a friend on Facebook through messages, usually of the opposite sex, acting as though you're together even though you're both in relationships. Something to do for fun.
"Hey Kate who are you talking to?"
"Oh, just my Facebook Boo"
"Your who? Aren't you with Derek?"
"Yea, this is just a friend I call my Facebook Boo because we talk in messages playing around."
"Oh, just my Facebook Boo"
"Your who? Aren't you with Derek?"
"Yea, this is just a friend I call my Facebook Boo because we talk in messages playing around."
by Dynamite!! October 13, 2011
Get the Facebook Boomug. 1.The creepiest way to talk to someone on facebook.
2.If you are desperate to talk to someone you use this to talk to them
3.When you don't have the person's phone number or screen name. you use this because he/she clearly does not feel comfortable giving you their personal information
2.If you are desperate to talk to someone you use this to talk to them
3.When you don't have the person's phone number or screen name. you use this because he/she clearly does not feel comfortable giving you their personal information
by shaamantha April 27, 2009
Get the Facebook Immug. The act of screwing/fucking with different aspects of a person's facebook profile after they have left it open, or had their web browser remember their email and or password. This consists of changing the persons online sex, sexual identity, profile picture, likes, relationship status, etc. Usually in a crude, but hilarious manner.
I got Punched in the Facebook by Harry again, my relationship status is with my English teacher and my profile picture is the old man eating cow diarrhea off a spoon
by noobsforlunch December 8, 2010
Get the Punched in the Facebookmug. facebook duet is when two or more friends on facebook take turns writing verses/lyrics to a song on someone's wall.
It can be started by one person on their own wall or facebook status and can be joined by anyone who can accurately site the lyrics continuing the song along.
When someone messes it up, it is clear that person should be removed from your friend list because they don't get the game nor do they have any sense to keep their mouth shut if they don't know the lyrics properly. This could possibly fit into the category of 'Facebook Douche".
It can be started by one person on their own wall or facebook status and can be joined by anyone who can accurately site the lyrics continuing the song along.
When someone messes it up, it is clear that person should be removed from your friend list because they don't get the game nor do they have any sense to keep their mouth shut if they don't know the lyrics properly. This could possibly fit into the category of 'Facebook Douche".
Correctly Done Example -
Jane Doe: We're leaving together, but still it's farewell. And maybe we'll come back to Earth, who can tell?
John Doe: I guess there is no one to blame. We're leaving ground. Will things ever be the same again?
Jane Doe: It's the final countdown!
John Doe: Nice facebook duet, my friend.
Jane Doe: Let's make love.
John Doe: Whoo hoo!
Incorrectly Done Example:
Jane Doe: If I leave here tomorrow, Would you still remember me?
John Doe: For I must be travelling on, now, 'cause there's too many places Ive got to see.
Jane Doe: But if I stayed here with you girl, things just couldn't be the same.
Jack Ass: And a free bird you can't chaaaaaaangee! WHOOOOHHH YEAH!
Jane Doe: I hate you so much.
John Doe: Way to cockblock me, asshole.
Jane Doe: We're leaving together, but still it's farewell. And maybe we'll come back to Earth, who can tell?
John Doe: I guess there is no one to blame. We're leaving ground. Will things ever be the same again?
Jane Doe: It's the final countdown!
John Doe: Nice facebook duet, my friend.
Jane Doe: Let's make love.
John Doe: Whoo hoo!
Incorrectly Done Example:
Jane Doe: If I leave here tomorrow, Would you still remember me?
John Doe: For I must be travelling on, now, 'cause there's too many places Ive got to see.
Jane Doe: But if I stayed here with you girl, things just couldn't be the same.
Jack Ass: And a free bird you can't chaaaaaaangee! WHOOOOHHH YEAH!
Jane Doe: I hate you so much.
John Doe: Way to cockblock me, asshole.
by HeartSleeves June 22, 2009
Get the facebook duetmug. A guy on facebook who comments on any girl's photo and claims to be a flirt but in real life has few to no friends and get any ass.
by TheMexicanBrat November 16, 2011
Get the Facebook Manwhoremug.