Douche Sauce

The excessive use of offensively odoriferous body sprays for men.

What is that smell. Oh T-Bag is saturated in douche sauce

by mo_az September 16, 2010

Douche Puncher

A person that is a total ass all day, everyday. Has no consideration of anyone but him/herself. Can be seen douching around night clubs, spitting their nasty chewed gum onto the sidewalk outside of a nursing home, or dropping rusty nails into the sand of a local beach.

Orginally said by Ian Hecox, part of "Smosh".

Sy.

Asshole, douchebag, asswipe, dickhead, highschool football player

Ant.

Kind, decent, considerate, caring, Chuck Norris

Releated Words:
Douchebag, asshole, dickhead hipster bitch assface

Person 1. "Did you see that ass with his bare feet on the table at Starbucks?"

Person 2. "Yeah. What a douche puncher."

by The Kat. March 16, 2011

Vanilla Douche

It is the cream that erupts inside you when a man ejaculates.

Oh man, that vanilla douche was extreme! It filled up my uterus!

by jelly3299 November 6, 2010

douche stache

A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."

that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache

by Thesadtruthofthematter April 10, 2011

Douche Nozzle

A baseball cap with a straight brim, usually adorned with price tags or removable stickers. Often worn by skinny Caucasian males in the hopes they will be mistaken for African American males.

Biebs was sporting a douche nozzle when they arrested him.

by DoktorWhoTwo January 29, 2014

douche whap

Uncommonly used as an insult.
One who is utterly equal to a piece of cloth used to wipe up a vaginal cleansing stream.

Stop it boy, your being a damn douche whap.

by Jonathan Wines February 15, 2006

phlegm douche

The act of coughing up and depositing up a large-ish dollop of phlegm in order to lubricate an orifice, usually the vagina or anus. Since mucus is more slippery than plain saliva, it is valued as a sexual lubricant.

That candy-kid raver girl was so totally out of it that I had to give her a phlegm douche just to get it in her butt.

by funkotronic May 6, 2008