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death cookie

Reflector bumps in the middle of the road that try to fuck you up while you are carving your longboard.
I managed to weave in between the first few death cookies but the twenty-second one sent me into irreversible speed wobbles.
by Shitcleaner December 25, 2007
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Cookie Wookie

noun: a term of endearment used for a boyfriend who is sweet, thoughtful, and sexy
him: you're the greatest, Love Muffin. her: no, you are, Cookie Wookie.
by getaschip February 3, 2010
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Wolf Cookie

When you blow your load in a chicks ass, suck it out, & then spit it in her face.
That bitch Brittney is such a slut, she let me give her Wolf Cookies all night last night!
by Jennuhhhhh January 16, 2009
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cookie monster

a puppet on Sesame Street who sounds like the faggot ass wannabe rapper named ja rule
by pimp daddy dollars January 10, 2005
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cookie duster

a mustache that can easily be removed by a lint roller
a cookie duster is a mustache is complete it can easily be removed by a lint roller..quite painfully though
by l!zz@rd July 20, 2010
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bush cookie

a sexual term used to describe a pussy.
Boy,She has a good bush cookie!
by Dale Fourtner October 27, 2003
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Woffie Cookies

Pronounced - "wuff-e cookie"

1. An imaginary food that creates altered states, including odd behavior, stupidity, strong sexual desires, extreme happiness, brilliant insight and any other unexplained experience of consciousness and/or unconsciousness.

2. A special food that helps one maintain one's sanity and at time gives one super-powers. Very similar to "Wow Crackers"
After the discovery of his wife leaving him for another woman, the head of neural-surgery went on a intense week long drinking binge and then was able to preform a history making surgical operation after eating Woffie Cookies for breakfast.

Joan sat bewildered at her desk, as her supervisor grilled her about why she showed up for work naked. Her only response was it must have been the Woffie Cookies she had at dinner the previous night.
by Woffie Master August 2, 2009
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