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Clam

A "clam" is a highly unsociable creature that lacks out-going ambitions. If you have a clam in your social circle they more than likely are always the person to deny doing anything besides staying at the their house and hanging out in their basement and smoking bongs. A typical clam will deny being a clam and will typically call others by their own putrid title, inorder flaunt their insecurity of their well-deserved title onto others.
"Ben, your a clam, you seriously will never do sh*t"

Person A: "Let's go play Frisbee at the beach man!"
Person B: "Nah, i'm not leaving my house"
Person A: "Clam...."
by Shank-Shaw August 25, 2013
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Clam Jam

The opposite of a sausage party, when there is a large ratio of women:men in a group.
"I need to leave this place, it's a total clam jam"
by ryguyedmonton April 24, 2016
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Clammed

Penny had been very busy at work, she took a moment to herself and sat down, looked over at her friend and said...

"God I'm clammed up today, me hands are so moist".
by BENJAMINBODEL April 9, 2022
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Clam bake

When one woman releases flatulence on another woman's crotch. ie. The residual heat baking her clam.
So my girlfriend and I were scissoring when she farted and gave me a clam bake
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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Ye olde clam house

Veteran franciscans know one of the best places to get the best seafood in the city is. Ye olde clam house on bayshore blvd near 3rd Street and just a stones throw from the alameny off ramp from 101.
Ye olde clam house is a wonderful place to eat but if you're in the city and you don't have a car you could hop a Muni #9 San Bruno and it might take awhile but you'd eventually get there and it's definitely worth it!
by 4realazitgits April 16, 2021
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Put on Clams

The 2016 equivalent of the mid-late 2000s phrase "you got served". For one to be put on clams, they must be showed up by somebody who is considered of lesser ability (i.e. an underdog).

The phrase's origin is unclear but it did originate from the suburban town of Montville, NJ. The thought process behind the phrase seems to tie into the nature of clams to be served as an appetizer (i.e. clams casino) on a platter for group consumption. In this example, it points to somebody being put out in the open to be picked on by a multitude of bystanders.
Mark, the tiniest kid in the school, just stuffed Rob's (the varsity basketball captain) shot in gym class. ROB JUST GOT PUT ON CLAMS
by Jgo55 November 17, 2016
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Canadian Clam Chowder

That act when you shove snow up your girl's pussy and you fuck until you start cumming.
We had the best Canadian Clam Chowder of all time, he couldn't even stop moaning.
by nasty nsfw July 3, 2021
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