long island clam chowder

The act of leaving your female (or male) sexual partner in a "sticky situation", and while he/she's cleaning it off his/her chest, you douse him/her with a fine feast of brothy vomit. Then you walk out on the bitch/faggot.

My roommate Ryan, from Long Island, totally left some long island clam chowder running down that bitches' torso. He is truly a man amongst men. All Hile Ryan, the Surfer Kid!!!

long island clam chowder by DJ Swizzybumfuck April 25, 2005

Serbian Clam Hat

Where a curly-red-haired midget or midget-like person sticks his curly red hair into a woman's vagina.

Girl 1: (walking in on Girl 2) I didn't know you had a curly red bush.

Girl 2: I don't, this midget is wearing my Serbian Clam Hat.

Serbian Clam Hat by Study Fives June 11, 2010

Purple Clam 

No we have an opposite of blue balls... Purple clam. Girl's get to have a phrase for being horney, desperate, pissed off for not getting laid, and having sexual frustration.

Hey girlfriend, how was your night? Oh it was terrible after not getting any I totally got purple clam.

Purple Clam by Kiss2113 September 22, 2012

Bearded Clam 

A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes.

Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.

Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.

Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.

Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.

That guy's a bearded clam, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

Bearded Clam by Nelsin August 14, 2018

whacked the clam 

to "whack the clam" is to kick someone, generally a woman, in the pussy, or that thing men shove their dicks into. a "clam" is referring to a "pussy" and a "pussy" refers to a vagina. to whack it is to slap it, grab it, kick it, etc.

"this biddy got into a fight with my girl last night and my girl WHACKED her in the CLAM"-pimpin dude

"i whacked the clam on some bitch last night trying to take my boy"-biddy

whacked the clam by Pimp-master-shwagster August 28, 2006

fried chicken clam chowder 

a saying that will mess some one up if they are doing something of some concetration, they will have to think about what you just said, because you don't put fried chicken in clam chowder, and they will mess up

like if a person is taking a free through in (bball) and you say fired chicken clam chowder as they through it, the ball will not make it in the hoop cuz of the distraction.

fried chicken clam chowder by anonamous06 May 9, 2005

steamed clam 

When a female presses her genitalia against a window, to be viewed by onlookers on the other side. The female version of the 'pressed fruit bowl'.

Dude, you should have seen it. All the girls in the next car were flashing us, but Christy wanted to one-up them all, so she totally brought out the steamed clam!

steamed clam by MerkXRTurbo April 15, 2008