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dim sum chinese

Term used to describe yourself if your proficiency in chinese is only conversational as opposed to fluent.

Dim sum refers to chinese brunch and therefore dim sum chinese means one can only speak chinese well enough to make it through an afternoon eating dim sum with fluent chinese speaking family members.

Someone who can only speak dim sum chinese most likely cannot understand most of chinese radio, tv shows or songs.

Very common amongst ABC's (american born chinese)
Hey, I'm kind of nervous about you meeting my parents tomorrow. I feel like they would disapprove of me dating someone who can only speak dim sum chinese.
by joechin November 9, 2010
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I Disagree With The Chinese Government

something that you will never get to say but its ok that im saying it because im warning you.
Person one: I disagree with the Chinese Government
*Bang*
Person two: *watches person one fall on the floor now covered in blood
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hog chinese

n. A "made up" language, like pig-latin, formulated by adding suffixes to letters while spelling out words, thereby obscuring the meaning of the speaker and causing them to "sound chinese." The effect can be intensified if the speaker uses a slightly sing-song inflection while speaking.

Rules:
1. All words are spelled out in full
2. The long forms of all of the vowels are pronounced (i.e. ay, ee, eye, owe, yu)
3. All consonants are suffixed with "ong." The only exceptions are "c" and "q," which are pronounced "chong" and "quong," so as not to be confused with "kong."
Hog Chinese Usage Examples:
1. Profesora Gilmore is such a Bong-I-Tong-Chong-Hong (b****).

2. Hong-E-Long-Long-O, Mong-Yong Nong-A-Mong-E I-Song Jong-O-Hong-Dong (Hello, my name is John.)

3. U-Rong-Bong-A-Nong Dong-I-Chong-Tong-I-O-Nong-A-Rong-Yong I-Song Gong-Rong-E-A-Tong (Urban Dictionary is great).
by Red Smith March 8, 2007
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get all chinese on it

1) When eating any meat product that has bones in it, proceed to clean off all remaining meat until the bone shines like a brand new quarter.
A)Hey... are you going to finish those chicken wings?
B) What do you mean? There's nothing left on it.
A) Hold up, I'm gonna get all Chinese on it.
(proceeds to suck off any cartilage and marrow until only the bone remains )
by Hao Long April 24, 2010
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A wonderful school that has a rich Peranakan heritage. It as a good selection of yummy food at the canteen and a whole POPULAR book shop!!! The classrooms are gorgeous with balconies! Some classrooms also have air conditioning! The auditorium is a full on stage with concert hall seats! The girls are so pretty and are extremely eloquent! The Teachers are the sweetest and are super helpful! ❤️SCGS!
Singapore Chinese Girls School is a beautiful school!
by Plays the piano February 11, 2022
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Upsidedown Chinese Waitress

a crazy sex position where someone does a handstand and another person straddles them.
Brandie likes it like an upsidedown chinese waitress.....
by Mr.doitright June 15, 2009
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The Chinese Dash

(noun, Brit.)
To leave a restaurant without paying the bill; to 'do a runner'. Originally applicable to Chinese eating houses (where the 'dash' might be considered safer, due to the relative passivity and diminutive stature of the waiting staff), the expression is now considered an acceptable term to use irrespective of the restaurant's ethnic origin.
"Heavens, Amelia - I appear to have left my Amex card in my other jodhpurs."
"Oh Giles, you're incorrigible. I suppose we'll have to perform the Chinese dash again."
"I'm very much afraid so, Amelia - I'm afraid so."
by Just_Tom April 9, 2010
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