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Ice Cream Pants Job

To ejaculate into one's own pants so that the inside is creamy, but the outside is primarily clean except for what looks like some moisture. This can result from masturbating (without taking one's pants off), dry humping, or grinding, and usually results because of a case of premature ejaculation or simple carelessness.
(It's a spin-off of the term Ice Cream Paint Job)
Dude 1: God, I love grinding with Melissa.
Dude 2: I know. I got an ice cream pants job when I was grinding with her.
Dude 1: Dude! That's gross! You should go home and clean up!
Dude 2: Nah. You can't really see it. I think I'll just stay here.
Ice Cream Pants Job by HalletP February 20, 2010
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Boston Cream 

1) The popular doughnut, covered in chocolate on top with a cream filling on the inside.

2) When you pour chocolate on a girl's vag, eat her out, and then proceed to have vaginal sex and cum inside her.
1) "Dude, I ate a Boston cream today, shit was so cash"

2) "Dude, I gave your sister a Boston cream today, shit was so cash"
Boston Cream by Gerroh April 4, 2011
Related Words

Cookies and Cream 

Give your girl a cleveland steamer then skeet all over her. Order is not important.
I gave my girl some cookies and cream last night.

dream cream 

something that cums out of Bess's mouth when she is horny.
The guy in the green shirt had me squirting dream cream all over my pants.
dream cream by Nolan .G June 13, 2008

brill cream boy 

Pub door opens and in come a load of Brill Cream Boys
brill cream boy by TB1 November 13, 2005

Boston cream 

When a guy ejaculates in a girls mouth then pours chocolate milk or melted chocolate on her head, it forms a Boston cream. Originated from the doughnut called Boston cream
Yo I boston creamed that biatch yesternight

SWEET
Boston cream by FUZZCCF April 24, 2010

sour cream 

another way to say "yeast infection" without really saying yeast infection
"Damn i'm making some sour cream...gotta get me some vagisil"
sour cream by jai November 8, 2003