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Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.
Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now
Brandon Hoffman by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021

Brandon Jerry

He is albino
Hey that guy is albino he is just lie Brandon Jerry!
Brandon Jerry by himynameisl September 30, 2021

Brandon-ed

When an actual chant at a sports event is alleged to be something else. Or covering up an actual chant with fake noise as if to pretend it wasn't being said at all.
The Atlanta Braves fans were Brandon-ed by the TV network as they were chanting there famous tomohawk chant during the World Series.
Brandon-ed by Rambis50 October 27, 2021

Brandon Zachary 

an idiot that can't grow a beard
Brandon Zachary can't grow a beard. What an idiot
Brandon Zachary by LillieGazillie November 14, 2021

brandon pearce 

The best fucking thing to live on this planet. Hold him close you won’t find something better
Shit you know a Brandon Pearce? . You lucky son of a Bitch

Brandon’s Dog 

When you think you’re boyfriends dog is actually your dog.
Every post she makes is with Brandon’s dog.
Brandon’s Dog by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021