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getting Branson’ed 

When someone tells a long boring story and in the end it wasn’t even worth it to listen to. Much like driving to Branson, MO. A long boring drive that ends in disappointment.
Dude I listened to her for 20 minutes and then I figured out I was getting Bransoned.

March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, Cristy Veronica Tejada, March 7th, Brandon Cruz 

March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, Cristy Veronica Tejada, March 7th, Brandon Cruz
March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, Cristy Veronica Tejada, March 7th, Brandon Cruz

March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, Allison America Beatrice Christina Robles, March 7th, Brandon Cruz 

March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, Allison America Beatrice Christina Robles, March 7th, Brandon Cruz
March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, Allison America Beatrice Christina Robles, March 7th, Brandon Cruz

March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, `'`Ferrarra`'`Ferrarra`'`, March 7th, Brandon Cruz 

March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, `'`Ferrarra`'`Ferrarra`'`, March 7th, Brandon Cruz
March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, `'`Ferrarra`'`Ferrarra`'`, March 7th, Brandon Cruz

brandoneis 

To force fellacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"
Dude, I fell asleep while watching MTV. When I woke up my buddy was brandoneising me like a wild man. I started to say something, but decided to pretend I was still sleeping so he would finish brandoneising.
brandoneis by dr.b December 10, 2008

brandoneis 

To force felacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"
Dude, I fell asleep while watching a video. When I woke up my friend was brandoneising me like no tomorrow!
brandoneis by dr.b December 9, 2008